Read Me Something Sexy

I want to be left alone

Lucky us,
living when we do.
Lucky because
we have technology
to make our lives better.

Alone?
Get yourself a battery-boyfriend!
With someone?
There are prophylactics for everyone!
Seeking a partner?
Dating websites abound!
Want to be left alone?
Greta Garbo marathon!
Need a little sexy boost?
Welcome to my page.
❤

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